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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.
" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "
He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "
* BACK IN TIME! *
" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disappear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done i
Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.
You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.
" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "
No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.
The Knight of Causing Bordem.
" Is it almost done yetttttt? "
" _____, it's still in
Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.
“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”
He showed the display to John.
“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.
“Don’t answer it!" shouted Sherlock.
John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”
Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.
At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.
“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.
“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.
“Turn your p
Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:
1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see  before your eyes. What do you do?
France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo
AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.
“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.
“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t
A British Chicken in New YorkWalking down the street one day
I saw a chicken in a tree
Wearing a black-felt bowler
"I say, chicken, what are you doing?"
To which he calmly replied, "Hello sir! Fine day, fiiinneee day! I am watching butterflies for the duck."
"Oh, I see. Of course, of course." Then, "Ahm, pardon me, chicken-"
"Please, call me Andrew."
"Right! Andrew. Umm...do you happen to have the sports page?"
With some fluttering of feathers, Andrew tossed the sports section down to me.
He said, "I see that Manchester lost their rugby match last evening. Bloody rout by the opposing team."
"Hm, yes. Ah, chic-"
"Quite right, old chap. Andrew..
Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.
-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby
Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.
-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del
Morby al reves, es decir, MarleenMargaret y Eileen se encontraban trabajando en la cafetería, pero como no había ningún alma alrededor empezaron a conversar.
-¿Quieres ir a mi departamento esta noche a jugar?- dijo Eileen
-No puedo esta noche, voy a ir a ver a Mordecai en el parque ahorita y lo voy a invitar a salir
-¿En serio?- dijo Eileen en un tono molesto
Eileen sabía que Mordecai el arrendajo era un chico cualquiera, que por más que saliera Margaret con él nunca se fijaría en su mejor amiga, solo la hacía pasar malos ratos por demostrar que ella existía para el plumífero.
-No vayas co
Merida And The Princess DollMerida and the Princess Doll
By John Paul Dodds
As the cameras stopped rolling, Mickey Mouse came dancing out of the eponymously named House of Mouse.
Some primal mouse instinct warned him and he jumped back a second before a pair of hands reached out of the bush to grab him. “C'mere ye lying wee rodent, ye”. The heavy Scots brogue was instantly recognisable. Mickey backed up as a rather peeved looking Merida clambered out of the bush she'd been hiding in. “Errr... Hi... M...M...Merida”, Mickey mumbled, trying and failing to sound his normal, cheery self. “Err... What can I do for you”, he sounded b
A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f
TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?
You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?
Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.
You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?
Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.
You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"
You: Damn you beat me on that one.
You: Great now you're Thor.
Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.
You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.
No Honor Amongst Heels"Before you play the music, don't even bother you stupid wankers!" the thick Australian accent of Victoria McKenzie rang out as she and Heather Flynn stepped through the curtain, both with microphones in hand, Victoria was wearing some tight blue booty shorts with a matching sports bra type top with a touch of white, the 20 year old Australian was also wearing black knee pads and plain black boots as she scowled at the fans
"Got somethin' to say ya' fat bastard!?" barks out Victoria to a booing fan as the smaller Heather Flynn rolled her eyes and said to the taller Australian
"Hello! Earth to the reject roo! Anyone home!?" snaps Heather, ev
60 For 60: The Man with the Twisted LipSoon after our marriage, Mary’s friend Mrs Isa Whitney came to tea. A delightful but shy and easily embarrassed young woman.
I overheard as she left: “He’s so like my brother. And not only because they share the name James!”
“It matters not,” I laughed later with my tender-hearted wife. “Henceforth, in front of Mrs Whitney, James I shall be.”
The Epic Chronicles of....Setting:
Two guys are lost in the desert. With the blazing sun frying what sanity they have left. The two men trek over the dunes.
Thus beginning The Epic Chronicles of Phil and Carl...and the Talking Twig.
Phil: (exhausted) Carl!
Carl: (exhausted) Yes, Phil?
Phil: We have been lost in the desert for a week now.
Carl: Yeah, so?
Phil: (angry) It's All your fault!
Carl: (disgusted) Oh, really! I suppose you losing the map is my fault!
Phil: I think the sun has fried the last of your braincells! You lost the map!
Carl: Have you gone nuts! You had the map! You also had the water!
Phil: Oh! I apologized for that, i was thirsty!
JoyceHaving kicked the man in the balls and relieved him of his belongings, Joyce wasn't quite sure what to do next. She could run, but he might come after her the next minute. If she tied him up here, in the middle of nowhere, he might be eaten by wolves; or starve to death. Besides, she didn't have any rope. She could kill him... perhaps. The thought left a bitter taste in her mouth.
'What am I to do with you?' she sighed.
'Well,' he groaned while giving her a look that sent shivers down her spine, 'You can run, but that won't help you, cause I will find you! So you just wait another few minutes until I get back up again - and I mean úp- and t
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